husband stalking around with a fly swatter
'What are you doing?'
She asked.
'Hunting Flies'
He responded.
'Oh. ! Killing any?'
She asked.
'Yep, 3 males, 2 Females,' he replied.
Intrigued, she asked.
'How can you tell them apart?'
He responded,
3 were on a beer can,
2 were on the phone
'What are you doing?'
She asked.
'Hunting Flies'
He responded.
'Oh. ! Killing any?'
She asked.
'Yep, 3 males, 2 Females,' he replied.
Intrigued, she asked.
'How can you tell them apart?'
He responded,
3 were on a beer can,
2 were on the phone
No rewards for guessing which is which.
Good Day
Good Day
20 comments:
socks, socks, socks.....i now have proof that you my dear dont sleep...lol...whats your secret....
this is funny though...you have cracked me up this early morning....
ooooh finally been tryna grab the socks for the last 10minutes and the server was being funny, was going to do it on my blog! lol! phewx! gwosh!... i like it... on the phone... on the beer cans...hehehe
now its jammming again! aaaaah!i still have the socks no matter!
Ehe, I'd hardly finished publishing than they were already comments...I see you two have taken the socks business really far..
but i was first for reall! actually,my comment appeared simultanoeously with UG girl... can we share coz, i really really wanted socks... i will take the scarf okay
socks fight!!!
You sexist bas@#$!
My mom asked me the other night, 'Don't you get phone calls? Cuz your sisters' phones are like switchboards. How come yours is not ringing. Oh wait, I know, you're not a teenager anymore.' Firstly I was hurt that she's saying I'm old, and secondly I prove that not all women live on their phones. Hah!
@carlo thats killer.
now there's a socks' war goin on, i had better pull out my war gear.
Carlo Carlo Carlo Bambi. Whilst men take pride in getting older women hate it.
Lol, era sexist bastards.
Emi, how do YOU tell them apart?
i swear i love beer. too.
lol....hi everyone...lol
I want socks too now. Emi, let's make a deal here...
You tell me when you're about to post, ok? :D
*Hmm. I thought the blogpost title was actually, "Sex on the fly." :)
LOL.
I am with Princess on this one...I read the exact same thing at first glance!! There must be something about women's brains that messes us up.
Anyway,all that doesn't mean anything...I'm sure flies have cell phones and they can pretty well be on the phone AND on a beer can. Perfectly plausible, if you ask me.
Males use phones more than females these days........
If the flies were on HEELS(shoes)it would make more sense....
It was funny all the same..
lol @ Carlo. Yo mum did see it, today, most females are more into their phones (texting, face-booking whatever else u do) while the guys can't wait to hit the next joint, tht's the majority of the population on general basis.
Girls, am no sexist...I certainly did not want to appear like one with this post... true dat they also love shoes, and cell phones.
Antipop, Ug girl, Princess & all'ya females help me here, if I presented you with beer and a phone to choose one, which one would you go for First?
Beers taste disgusting! :)
And I can't help it if guys are always calling me up. :D
really??? Princess
LOL, Tandra.
Why do you want to 'sell' me like that? :)
Funny all the same. I would go for both.
muhahahahaha!
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