Tuesday, November 18, 2008

Sex of a Fly?..

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her
husband stalking around with a fly swatter

'What are you doing?'
She asked.

'Hunting Flies'
He responded.

'Oh. ! Killing any?'
She asked.

'Yep, 3 males, 2 Females,' he replied.


Intrigued, she asked.
'How can you tell them apart?'


He responded,


3 were on a beer can,

2 were on the phone















No rewards for guessing which is which.

Good Day

20 comments:

Ugandan girl said...

socks, socks, socks.....i now have proof that you my dear dont sleep...lol...whats your secret....

this is funny though...you have cracked me up this early morning....

lulu said...

ooooh finally been tryna grab the socks for the last 10minutes and the server was being funny, was going to do it on my blog! lol! phewx! gwosh!... i like it... on the phone... on the beer cans...hehehe

now its jammming again! aaaaah!i still have the socks no matter!

Emi's said...

Ehe, I'd hardly finished publishing than they were already comments...I see you two have taken the socks business really far..

lulu said...

but i was first for reall! actually,my comment appeared simultanoeously with UG girl... can we share coz, i really really wanted socks... i will take the scarf okay

nevender said...

socks fight!!!

Carlo said...

You sexist bas@#$!

My mom asked me the other night, 'Don't you get phone calls? Cuz your sisters' phones are like switchboards. How come yours is not ringing. Oh wait, I know, you're not a teenager anymore.' Firstly I was hurt that she's saying I'm old, and secondly I prove that not all women live on their phones. Hah!

The Emrys said...

@carlo thats killer.

now there's a socks' war goin on, i had better pull out my war gear.

Erique said...

Carlo Carlo Carlo Bambi. Whilst men take pride in getting older women hate it.

Cheri said...

Lol, era sexist bastards.

Emi, how do YOU tell them apart?

the antipop said...

i swear i love beer. too.

Ugandan girl said...

lol....hi everyone...lol

Princess said...

I want socks too now. Emi, let's make a deal here...
You tell me when you're about to post, ok? :D

*Hmm. I thought the blogpost title was actually, "Sex on the fly." :)
LOL.

hardcorekancil said...

I am with Princess on this one...I read the exact same thing at first glance!! There must be something about women's brains that messes us up.
Anyway,all that doesn't mean anything...I'm sure flies have cell phones and they can pretty well be on the phone AND on a beer can. Perfectly plausible, if you ask me.

apr9 said...

Males use phones more than females these days........

If the flies were on HEELS(shoes)it would make more sense....

It was funny all the same..

Emi's said...

lol @ Carlo. Yo mum did see it, today, most females are more into their phones (texting, face-booking whatever else u do) while the guys can't wait to hit the next joint, tht's the majority of the population on general basis.

Girls, am no sexist...I certainly did not want to appear like one with this post... true dat they also love shoes, and cell phones.

Antipop, Ug girl, Princess & all'ya females help me here, if I presented you with beer and a phone to choose one, which one would you go for First?

Princess said...

Beers taste disgusting! :)
And I can't help it if guys are always calling me up. :D

Tandra said...

really??? Princess

Princess said...

LOL, Tandra.
Why do you want to 'sell' me like that? :)

Mudamuli Ntikita Ntikita said...

Funny all the same. I would go for both.

kissyfur said...

muhahahahaha!