Monday, August 17, 2009

...If she's not sleeping with you

Hello's

Like they say all good things come to an end, I split up with her (not Eve) and was thrown back into the single and seriously searching league and met up with some of the guys who have been there for quite a while. We did share knowledge which I will share in this post.

If a girl is into you, she's sleeping with you and if after 1 month or 2 months at the very out side she's not sleeping with you, hmmm heheheeh She does not like you.

The Trick is to spot this girl early, such that you don't want to waste the 1-7 weeks waiting to find out it's never going to happen.

So here's some science on how to spot this girl

A girl will never sleep with you

1. If she calls you cuddly or dependable

2. pops a zit in front of you

3. Her name is Amber or Christine

4. Takes a dump in your bathroom

5. Takes home left over's on dates one, two or three

It's not scientific but am just saying, you've been warned

Success in the hunt

15 comments:

normzo said...

sockisssss

normzo said...

Your saying Amber will never sleep with me........

damn that gal.

For christine...Hmmm....thats out..TICK.

Spartakuss said...

dude you lost teh plot. she will sleep with you. just giver her enough time.
even nalumansi will sleep with you if you are patient.
just make sure you are getting served somewhere. else.

Sleek said...

Takes a dump in your bathroom? You are so not getting any from that one.I am Sleek and i approve this message..

Mckeith said...

Good luck........ staying single.. This is poison... I cant trust this..

Carsozy said...

Dude I so loved that movie too. gave me a few things to think about. guess i've wasted a lot of time waiting on a few occassions.

jny23 said...

Not met any Amber's in life. However, one day ill remember this post and act accordingly.

nevender said...

Pops a zit in front of you!!! Gross!

If she's not sleeping with you, she is simply not your wife!

Shame upon you for wanting her to sleep with you before legalising it..yep Nev said it! tehe..

lulu said...

lots of testesterone going on in here

Tairebabs said...

hahaha!!! funny post!! Why Amber or Christine???? Taking a dump in your bathroom....well I have to agree with that one.

apr9 said...

What's wrong with taking left overs of a good meal.....the food has already been paid for..that means she's not wasteful..

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gikobwa said...

so not true! Girls vary...

jny23 said...

Boss where yu hiding? whats going on in yo life? Yu oke?

Anonymous said...

actually thats from a movie "he's just not that into you" original