Sunday, March 29, 2009

The Kiss Test

"How To Tell If She’s Ready To Be Kissed"

I used to have no idea if a woman was ready to be kissed.

I could be sitting there talking to her, thinking to myself “Wow, her lips really look nice...” but I didn't know what to do next. This would often leave me kissless, and many times kissless for good, as I didn't get another chance.

Here's what I do now:

If I've been talking to a girl, and I want to know if she's ready to be kissed, I'll reach over and touch her hair while we're talking and make a comment about it. I'll say "Your hair looks so soft" and just touch the tips of it.

If she smiles and likes this, I'll reach back over and start stroking it again, but this time I also glance down at her lips and back up to her eyes a couple of times. If she lets me keep touching her hair, I know that she's ready to be kissed.


I only Wonder, does this really work? Ladies!

18 comments:

Robyn said...

remove theory out of it.
let it remain natural,
when she is ready you dont know it.you feel it.

Miss Cheri said...

It's obvious, u aint getting any!!!!

Kidding. Or not.

Hey.

Ugandan girl said...

First thing that made me laugh..."how to tell if she's ready to be kissed"..dude i feel for you...
lol....ok this is not funny...

Anonymous said...

Apr9......

If she doesn't push u away and kisses u back then she's ready to be kissed

the antipop said...

it most definitely works
Just reading it made me ready to be Kissed!

normzo said...

it would only work out if u tried it n it worked.

Are u getting 'some' anyways???hahahaa

cheers mate

Heaven! said...

ya.it would work for me if i'm having a good hair day. if i am not, it would make me self conscious. and then i'd feel like you are looking for my dandruff and you are lying so you can get some.

Rented said...

It's you to tell her she's ready. Taste her lips and tongue and tell her "I think you're ripe" then kiss her. Why do you have to complicate life?

eizzy.k said...

awww! bambie...thats cute, but not applicable to everyone...for instance alot of people touch n play arnd wid my hair but it doesnt mean we gonna make out!

maybe the eye contact n lookin at her lips, cuz she can see that u lookin at her lips and will proberbly get the picture...

LoL abt the issue of "gettin some"!

Emi's said...

Robyn, as I guy, am always feeling it but most times am wrong...

Miss Cheri and how is that going to help me? I'll have the last laugh.

Ug girl, would this work for us?

Apr9 thanks for a step forward

Antipop, am so using it @ BHH

Normzo, You seam to be a pro 2 these things..am not getting as much as you...hahaha

Heaven, I'd not thought of it that way..I'll put some consideration for hair days

Rented, that seams too good to be real but am sure to try it out after some 59 loosening up

Eizzy, I'll try both and maybe "get some"

Mjay said...

This is a funny one.
I think you'll know, maybe the look, a certain closeness and how things have been upto that point. But really there is no theory everyone is different.

Carsozy said...

The kiss tests help a lot, most guys may be doing the right things but they mess up during transitions like from talking to touching or from touching to kissing and so on and so forth , these women are as complex as an encryption algorithim.

the other test is to lean in as if you are going to kiss her but just stop short of it, if she doesn't pull back then she ready boy, go for it.

sleek said...

true life story:(holds arms to chest somberly)-for me i tried it and it worked...

SilvaBow said...

hahahaha...i guess. for the girls with soft hair that is. not for me who adorns dreadlocks and alternatively a bold head.

hahahaha...how we work you dudes! whoo, the strength of a woman. i magine all i have to do is sit back and wait for u to figure wen i shd be kissed. u miss out, andf i want, i just drop by derrick's on my way home....

Tairebabs said...

I agree with Heaven, if I am having a good hair day, then yep I am ready after that theory. lol...otherwise, i may feel self conscious and slide back.

Anonymous said...

From a women who was given the "kiss test" by a guy - this does work.

I had never had anyone do this to me before until a guy friend (who I have known for years) leaned in slowly while I was sitting at a table. We stopped talking for about a minute and suddenly he did the gaze thing (from my eyes and then to my lips). Slowly he moved in close about 3 to 4 inches from my mouth and then just as slowly reversed direction.

My mind was completely into our conversation and then when he did that it was if it slipped off the track and all I could think about was kissing him. Weird??? So weird I leaned forward and gave him a quick kiss on the lips. He smiled like crazy and ran off.

I'm kind of shy that way so my reaction surprised me completely... did it work? Yes!!

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